Julianisms

Few things in life are as depressing as needing to urgently go for a crap immediately after someone else has just had a crap in the same toilet. It ain’t all roses if you get my drift.

I can just about endure the smell of my own crap without having to also endure someone else’s at the same time.

But I have good news for everyone. I (and my family) have been extensively testing this product called One Drop Magic Smell Eater.

Basically, all you need to do is simply put one drop off the stuff into the toilet bowl before you commence your regular crapping and everything will be peaches. No more nasty smells during your crapping session, and no more lingering odours to render the loo unusable for everyone else for the next 15 minutes.

Let me just say outright that this stuff not just works, but - and I shit you not - it works brilliantly.

We first saw this in Ace Hardware about two months ago. One Drop comes in two sizes: the small bottle is good for 3 months of smell suppression while the large bottle is good for 6 months. We decided to go for large which costs RM12 thereabouts (approximately USD 3) - a darned small price to pay for not having to smell anyone else’s crap (or your own, for that matter) for half a year I say!

(The illustrations on the packaging are pretty priceless to boot!) 

I’m not sure if it’s a local invention although it says “Made In Malaysia” on the bottle. I found it being advertised as well on the internet on this gift site (with a tagline that promises ‘Wonderful Ideas For Giving And Living’, no less!). Notice, at present, that the product is completely ‘Out Of Stock’.

Now if that isn’t a clear indication of how popular the product is in the UK or that it works as advertised, I don’t know what is!

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